She announced her abortion via fbk
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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