What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Randomize
