i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just invented taco cereal.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
