I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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