Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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