Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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