Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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