I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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