She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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