The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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