Where is the hickey?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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