Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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