Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
