I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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