Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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