im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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