I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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