is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
babies were throwing up all over the place
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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