we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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