Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My liver just broke up with me...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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