Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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