it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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