covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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