how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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