please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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