Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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