you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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