Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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