I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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