As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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