I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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