I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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