No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
