I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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