we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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