i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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