I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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