..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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