She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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