He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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