Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Randomize
