Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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