how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
