It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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