rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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