i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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