member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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