Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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