lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Woke up backwards on a recliner
me + whiskey = a bad person
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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