the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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