ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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